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Heroic FBI dog to be memorialized after being killed by gunman
Fri Mar 15, 2013
Too bad the bastard killer couldn't have been dispatched with razor cuts--VERY SLOWLY, as he screamed for mercy, and was shown NONE. KILL ALL VIOLENT CRIMINALS.
1 dead as Egypt soccer-riot death sentences spark violence
Sat Mar 9, 2013
Goody! More dead Muslims is happy news to me. Why don't they all commit suicide so they can get to Heaven faster--except that there is no Heaven, but all the Muslims are dead, thus a wonderful outcome.
12-year-old boy who was victim of bullying attack dies after weeks in hospital
Mon Mar 4, 2013
only three words are necessary: Kill all bullies! Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!Kill all bullies!
Afghan president orders US forces out of key province
Sun Feb 24, 2013
Pull all allied troops out of this frigging toilet country NOW, but kill Karzai first. Damn him and his frigging hat.
Pope's brother: Pontiff was troubled by butler's revelations
Tue Feb 12, 2013
What Benedict doesn't want people to know about is the 16th Commandment and the Order of the Scagliones, a cult that is mostly unknown and very secretive. Its member show their power by doing nothing--or so it seems. Then there is the Dingleberry Abbey scandal in Ireland; the Casa de las Calaveras c …
Boomers aging worse than past generation, report suggests
Mon Feb 4, 2013
Smoke more pot.
'Sea hag' gets 30 years in prison for fatal shooting over can of beer
Mon Feb 4, 2013
Where was Popeye?
Prince William leads rescue attempt at sea on New Year's Day
Wed Jan 2, 2013
OK, this guy is rich, privileged, all that. But he is a serving military officer who went in harm's way in Afghanistan, and he's performed a number of dangerous air rescues. The Taliban have labeled him a "jackal," which is not only archaic and inaccurate, but a description applied by the kind of di …
Prosecutors: NJ teachers had sexual relations with students, colleagues covered it up
Fri Oct 5, 2012
Oh my God! Young adults having sex with other young adults! We can't have adults having fun NOT harming one another. Besides, because these people didn't do anything worse than enjoy mutual orgasm, there will be NO WAY that their stories can be bought and dramatized on ID Discovery or some other cri …
D-Day for al-Qaida in Somalia? Troops storm beaches at last stronghold
Fri Sep 28, 2012
Looks like al-She-Bitch's Rommel was caught out of town. Let Islamists be slaughtered everywhere on Earth. Iran, your turn to be nuked is coming up soon, when all Revolutionary Guards shall be sent straight to Heaven (but no 72 virgins, boys). I say, Give 'em Sharia, and give it to 'em HARD!
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